Smashing back a glass of wine in the sun in 10 minutes then going back to work was probably not the smartest idea this week

30.Sep.14 2 hours ago

Why I like being a lesbian.

imsuchafagg0t:

  • Girls are so fucking sexy.
  • You can’t get pregnant even if you forget to take your pill.
  • If you want penetrative sex, you can still get it, but with a really awesome purple penis.
  • Boobs go ‘badoing’ and can amuse me for hours.
  • When they bite their lip…
  • You can both ‘wear the trouser’s’ and not make a guy feel emasculated.
  • A girl’s skin is always so soft.
  • Again, boobs.
  • And also, vaginas.
  • And just generally, girls are yummy.

(via czech-yoself)

30.Sep.14 4 hours ago
  • Me: She identifies as a girl. So she's a girl.
  • Friend: But she's really a
  • Me: No stop
30.Sep.14 6 hours ago
30.Sep.14 6 hours ago

masturbation-is-illegal:

marielovesgroban:

Don’t forget we have to wake up Green Day tomorrow.

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(via imasstraightasacircle)

30.Sep.14 6 hours ago