Smashing back a glass of wine in the sun in 10 minutes then going back to work was probably not the smartest idea this week
Why I like being a lesbian.
- Girls are so fucking sexy.
- You can’t get pregnant even if you forget to take your pill.
- If you want penetrative sex, you can still get it, but with a really awesome purple penis.
- Boobs go ‘badoing’ and can amuse me for hours.
- When they bite their lip…
- You can both ‘wear the trouser’s’ and not make a guy feel emasculated.
- A girl’s skin is always so soft.
- Again, boobs.
- And also, vaginas.
- And just generally, girls are yummy.
- Me: She identifies as a girl. So she's a girl.
- Friend: But she's really a
- Me: No stop
Don’t forget we have to wake up Green Day tomorrow.